Hormuz Minesweeper – Are you tired of winning? (hormuz.pythonic.ninja)

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[−] alecco 55d ago
https://sweepthestrait.com/ This one was made the first week of the war.
[−] steveBK123 55d ago
This one looks a lot easier though, maybe I can play it during boring meetings without getting pissed off..
[−] mppm 55d ago
Thank you for Making Minesweeper Great Again!
[−] joe_mamba 55d ago
We're gonna build a wall(ed garden) and have the Linux penguins pay for it.
[−] AnimalMuppet 55d ago
The penguins who are running the servers for your walled garden? Good luck with that. Let me know how it works out for you.
[−] layer8 55d ago
Minesweeper Achieves Greatness Again!
[−] baobabKoodaa 55d ago
MMGA
[−] mentalgear 53d ago
MAGAGA
[−] lukan 55d ago
Ok, I did win. Do I get cheaper gasoline now?
[−] axegon_ 55d ago
Probably not. Afaik only the Dutch have eaten their leader in a time of desperation and while I'm not saying that other nations should have taken notes, we are probably all thinking it...
[−] tyre 55d ago
I don’t think it was in desperation but to disrespect him for his crimes
[−] stogot 54d ago
Who are you talking about so I can waste my weekend reading this ?
[−] fluidcruft 55d ago
idk prions are a concern
[−] chasd00 55d ago

> Ok, I did win. Do I get cheaper gasoline now?

Yes, in 10 years. Because even though gas prices go up hour by hour they take years to ever so slowly drift down.

[−] tpm 55d ago
In 10 years you should be driving an EV anyway.
[−] HighGoldstein 54d ago
I could've sworn I saw a comment like this in 2016 when Tesla was blowing up
[−] tpm 54d ago
The EV market share and outlook looks a bit different now (depending on the market).
[−] flyinglizard 55d ago
That's it? Momentary gasoline price is all that matters now? Not geopolitical interests, alliances, _Doing The Right Thing_? If that's the only angle you care about, then US subduing the Iranian regime would go a long way to de-facto dissolving OPEC and bring much more flexibility to oil prices.
[−] RealityVoid 55d ago
None of which is being handled by the current admin with a modicum of professionalism or competency, so I guess at times you just have to pick _one_ from the laundry list of complaints here.
[−] user3939382 55d ago
We robbed S Korea of a radar system they paid for which they found highly insulting. We’re causing an energy crisis in Japan. We repealed the sanctions on Russia to try to level oil prices which is the last straw for Ukraine. Europe refused to participate. Fascinating you see this as doing the right thing and motivated by alliances plural.
[−] lukan 55d ago
Oh, now worries, I can take my bicycle or train whenever possible (like right now). And since I am european, I do not just worry about gasoline, but also that the US actually might attack us at some point, Trump did threaten again over greenland and the last time - it was not just words, danish troops took it serious and were ready to shoot.

"https://www.euractiv.com/news/denmark-considered-destroying-..."

Unpleasant if this escalates.

Also, the gasoline prices are only "momentary" up, if the whole area does not burst into flames. Then it doesn't matter if the trait is closed, as no more oil is being produced.

The only bright side is, this is a great push for renewables.

[−] ericmay 55d ago
Plus if gas prices rise more people might switch to EVs, drive less often, and/or hopefully begin to understand the fragility of our car-only infrastructure and mandatory car ownership and demand better urban planning and transportation options.
[−] ekjhgkejhgk 55d ago
The purpose of this war is to do the fighting for Israel. Is that what you mean by "doing the right thing"?
[−] hypeatei 55d ago

> That's it? Momentary gasoline price is all that matters now?

Did you not see the lead up to the 2024 election and all the whining about how Biden, specifically, caused gasoline prices to go up? This is a very important issue to Americans because we use gas cars to go everywhere and all our food is transported using vehicles that consume gas. GP is obviously being rhetorical here because MAGAs wouldn't stop railing on Biden for global COVID inflation (mostly out of his control) but they're now making excuses for Trump starting a war that's spiking gas prices.

[−] pjc50 55d ago
So .. the plan is Big Afghanistan, to install a puppet regime at massive expense which evaporates the moment the US ground troops leave?
[−] malfist 55d ago
What part of "doing the right thing" is bombing an all girls school?
[−] samus 55d ago
East Asian economies are severely affected by high fuel prices. People need it to fuel their boats, to get to work, and to heat their homes. And it's the input to many critical industries, most importantly to make fertilizer. Not all countries's stockpiles are large enough to sit this out.
[−] bambax 55d ago
Trump is now threatening to destroy Iran's power plants if the straight isn't reopened. Is this "doing the right thing"? And doesn't this show he cares more about oil prices than regime change?

But the most important question is, what's next? If depriving tens of millions of people of energy doesn't work, what will he do next?

One hypothesis is he'll threaten Iran with a nuclear strike. In response, either China or Russia or both, will say that's a line that cannot be crossed.

And then, we will either all die, or be living in a world saved by authoritarian regimes from the irresponsibility of the US.

It will be interesting! But probably extremely unpleasant.

[−] austin-cheney 55d ago
I would say gasoline is not all that matters. This has also made clear Israel is not a US ally. They are a disobedient client state.

Given how much money the US has given Israel compared to how tiny their GDP is it is also clear the US financially owns Israel. If I were US president I would annex Israel so that they no longer determine US foreign policy. Of course Israel would agree to be annexed because otherwise they can be easily isolated like the way they isolate Gaza.

[−] 10xDev 55d ago
-Sent from Tel Aviv.
[−] diego_moita 55d ago

> That's it?

Yes, that's it. The only reason for imperialism is "what's in it for me".

All the rest is bullshit.

Source: I am not American, therefore I know American Imperialism when I see it.

[−] lpapez 55d ago
All of those matter, making this whole situation even more unjustified.
[−] znort_ 55d ago
good point. i'm more than happy to pay 10x for my diesel and electricity and even change my whole lifestyle for the foreseeable future in support of iran doing the right thing: kicking the murderous usrael regime out of western asia where it should never have been in the first place, if it weren't for their god damned blood soaked petrodollars.
[−] franze 55d ago
here is my version with algo generated levels and you have to navigate a ship from left to right

https://strait-sweeper.franzai.com/

[−] galad87 55d ago
It's missing the double click on a number feature from minesweeper.
[−] seydor 55d ago
Hormuz is not a minefield though. According to sources, ships are moving near the coast of Iran, according to other sources they are being charged $2M per passage. According to other sources only Yuan paid oil is allowed.
[−] jimnotgym 55d ago
Very very good satire. Well done
[−] kentwistle 55d ago
Looks good but can’t play on iPad due to lack of right click.
[−] tartoran 55d ago
[−] us321 55d ago
The missile feature is missing.
[−] shevy-java 55d ago
The smiley button does not seem to be doing anything.

Good to see minesweeper is still existing today.

As for "winning" - Trump will say everything, from A to the opposite Z. It is the flood-the-zone-with-shit strategy, as explained in the 1980s by Yuri:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9apDnRRSOCk

So, rather than evaluate what Trump says, one has to evaluate what is happening.

What I see right now is the USA committing more and more to the invasion. Ground troops will come next; first as "limited range", lateron as Vietnam 2.0. Trump is kind of like Lyndon B. Johnson now, just that the country is Iran rather than Vietnam.

[−] cyanydeez 55d ago
Every player action needs to be followed by a drone animation randomly crashing into the remaining tiles.
[−] excalibur 55d ago
Well done, but kind of annoying that winning and losing the game both lead to the same clip.
[−] roysting 55d ago
I have not finished a game, but I would be very disappointed if I didn’t get credit for stopping a war once I’ve won.