Shipment of KitKat bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland (apnews.com)

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[−] zeristor 48d ago
Is this set up for a remake of the Italian job?

Were electric minis used in this heist? Was the Turin traffic system hacked?

Were only the doors blown off (come on baby light my fire)?

[−] teo_zero 48d ago
I can't help wondering how the 413,793 bars were stacked.

413,793 is 3×3×23×1999.

[−] jsnell 47d ago
It wasn't actually that exact amount. It was "about 12 tons", and somebody did the 12000 kg / 29g calculation and used the answer with way too many significant digits. Probably the reporter trying to make the 12 ton number relatable.

(You might object that KitKats usually weigh 40g. So these were probably the new KitKat Icon F1 chocolates, which weigh exactly 29g.)

[−] misterspaceman 48d ago
My brain went here too. I'm guessing that one box missed the truck (either it was damaged during loading or had a manufacturing defect), so a full shipment is 3 x 3 x 23 x 2000. So my SWAG:

1 box = 3 x 3 x 23 bars

1 pallet = 10 x 10 boxes

1 truck = 20 pallets

[−] mytailorisrich 48d ago
How did they come up with an odd number when individual packs are an even number of bars? (And, I imagine, cartons are a multiple of dozens of packs.)
[−] infomaniac 48d ago
Let's hope the investors have a break (through)
[−] freedomben 48d ago
Agreed, give em a break, give em a break
[−] zeristor 48d ago
Don’t KitKats have AoP status and can only authentically be made in York?

The craze for Japanese KitKats being an exception.

Having bought a triple pack of 7 double finger KitKats in the nineties and eating them all in 20 minutes I can’t even look at a pack anymore.

[−] Ekaros 48d ago
Anyone else find the exact number somewhat weird. Like one would expect it to end in 0 or 2 or 5...
[−] fastasucan 48d ago
The total weight probably ends in a 0 or a 5.
[−] fittingopposite 48d ago
Reads like a PR stunt to me
[−] 10729287 48d ago
The irony of Nestle asking to alert and help them finding the criminals.
[−] ggambetta 48d ago
Can't help but think of George Clooney orchestrating the heist from his villa in Lago di Como (with a perfect alibi somehow). Maybe Brad Pitt was hungry.
[−] BrandoElFollito 48d ago
I just realized that I've not seen them in a supermarket like for ages (in France). Together with Bounty, Mars,Snickers,.. the stuff of my youth
[−] brikym 48d ago
The sad thing is KitKat isn't even very good.
[−] sebazzz 48d ago
They are quite expensive and there is not something similar on the market (even not from house brands of Aldi, Lidl, etc).
[−] hkt 48d ago
That was me, sorry, I just love KitKats.

(So as to avoid being like the Robin Hood Airport guy, I'd like to say the above was a joke)

[−] edanm 47d ago
Interesting story. Dan Wells and Brandon Sanderson will be very happy. :)
[−] burnt-resistor 48d ago
I'd wager the entire load collectively contained only 90 kg of cocoa and 10 tons of so-called "certified responsibly sourced" palm kernel oil.
[−] jethronethro 47d ago
For resale or personal use, I wonder ...
[−] qwertytyyuu 48d ago
Food heist!
[−] RicoElectrico 48d ago
The question is why would they produce them in Italy. Most of the food on Polish shelves that can be produced in Poland, is.
[−] wolvoleo 48d ago
Food for comedians for the next few months lol
[−] hackable_sand 48d ago
good