U.S. stocks are set to deliver their worst quarter in nearly four years (wsj.com)

by giuliomagnifico 233 comments 142 points
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[−] blitzar 45d ago
I don't know why you are asking about pedophiles and sex trafficing - The Dow is over 50,000 right now, the S&P is at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq is smashing records. Americans' 401(k) savings are booming, thats what we should be talking about.
[−] JKCalhoun 45d ago
(Cue the autotune, "The Dow is over Fifty Thou…")

Thank god I am still able to laugh at something during this administration—if only occasionally.

[−] schmidtleonard 45d ago
I've heard a few traders refer to it as "The Bondi Top" -- she really top-ticked it to perfection. We all wish she hadn't.
[−] fmobus 45d ago
If only this recession would make some pedos be punished...
[−] everdrive 45d ago
It's a quite baffling argument on Bondi's part regardless. As if I wouldn't care about prosecuting sex offenders merely because my 401k was doing well.
[−] alsetmusic 45d ago
I mean, the people with REAL money and power clearly think that way because it's been working.
[−] Herring 45d ago
It's consistent with the "profits over people" attitude that has been prevalent since slavery and feudalism and probably much earlier.
[−] gbil 45d ago
it was 50k in February but 45k today, S&P down to 6300 from almost 7k in February and the latest 401(k) reports are from Q4 2025 so your numbers are based on months ago before the Iran war.
[−] simtel20 45d ago
The parent comment is quoting Pam Bondi doing evasive maneuvers a couple of months ago
[−] gbil 45d ago
Sorry guys I don't follow US politics in such depth to get the sarcasm here. Well played by the OP in this context.
[−] JKCalhoun 45d ago
A bit of humorous auto-tuning of the hearing: https://youtu.be/Q71Xb1Sd86M
[−] franktankbank 45d ago
holy shit
[−] SilasX 45d ago
And somehow expecting everyone will get the reference.
[−] mrits 45d ago
There are a huge amount of people that spend their entire life on reddit worrying about politics
[−] avaer 45d ago
I wouldn't would shelve it under "politics", it's not what politics meant just a few years ago.

And I don't think the people you're talking about would have been political before politics became a bag of memes.

[−] reedf1 45d ago
Believe it or not; it is an enormous luxury to be able to ignore politics.
[−] mrits 44d ago
You can be obsessed with a diet and never lose weight. We are talking about two different things. Being productive and making change has very little to do with making something your entire personality.
[−] irishcoffee 45d ago
How do you figure? Ignoring it or obsessing over it, the outcomes don't change. Just emotional energy expended.
[−] alsetmusic 45d ago
Try being in a relationship with someone who may become a target of the administration due to their status as a resident (but not citizen) of the USA and tell me the outcomes don't change.

You're right. I need to calm down. It's all theater that doesn't impact real people. We can just go about our merry way because no one has been kidnapped by federal agents in defiance of judicial orders.

[−] hackable_sand 45d ago
If you interact with other humans then you are participating in politics.
[−] SilasX 45d ago
It's fair to expect people to pay attention to political issues that can affect them.

It's not fair to expect everyone to be intimately aware of every political gaffe, and instantly make the connection when you repeat it so they know not to reply to the comment seriously -- as the original comment was doing.

FFS, just put it in quotes so people know you're quoting someone. (Or if it's not a direct quote, mention that it's from the mentality of the person you're mocking.) Is that so hard? Is it so important that you feel special as someone who knows about that incident that you just have to provoke a confused flamewar?

[−] johnnyanmac 45d ago
Given how concerned politics is with certain Americans as of late, I can't blame them.
[−] cosmicgadget 45d ago
Child sex trafficking isn't "politics" for most people.
[−] SilasX 45d ago
... and comments requiring the reader to be that way too should be downvoted/flagged. Look at the replies it produced: troll mission accomplished, "productive conversation" not so much.

At the very least, they could have put the comment in quotes to indicate they're quoting someone and it shouldn't be read at the object level.

Edit: Seriously? Am I wrong here? Are you all really okay with Poe's Law-ifying HN, where people post comments that are easy to read as serious when they were intended as ridicule of the person who said them, and the comments erupt in confusion and flames? That's not what we should be expecting out of HN.

[−] schmidtleonard 45d ago
As opposed to posting on HN complaining about reddit, which is where the real money's at? Nah, this shit was dank enough to make it into popular culture. We have:

1. The shamelessness absurdity of using "market is up" to deflect from a pedo scandal

2. The fact that the market said "nope" and tanked immediately after Bondi tried to lean on it

[−] cosmicgadget 45d ago
Evasive maneuvers or calling the top perfectly?
[−] gipp 45d ago
He was sarcastically paraphrasing earlier deflections from the administration
[−] johnnyanmac 45d ago
It wasn't about finding a plausible excuse, it was about running down the clock. It should be as bad as not answering a question, but this admin isn't going to impeach her easily.
[−] vkou 45d ago
You forgot to mention that gas prices have never been lower, and employment has never been higher.
[−] grafmax 45d ago
Funny how 401ks can make members of the American public think the stock market is really about them. In capitalism, assets follow a Pareto distribution. A small minority hold the majority of assets.
[−] juliusceasar 45d ago
So, they will now start acting on those pedo list?

Oh wait, they have started 2nd Epstein War to distract from the same list.

[−] nine_zeros 45d ago
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