CERN levels up with new superconducting karts (home.cern)

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[−] Akuehne 44d ago
This got me. Thought it was real, busted out laughing when I read the project leads name. It still didn't click.
[−] throw101010 44d ago
Small clue here too, maybe more subtle:

> explained school director, Rosalina Pfirsich, looking up from her storybook

Pfirsich in German means Peach, as in Princess Peach :D

[−] adrian_b 44d ago
Also "project leader Mario Idraulico" (i.e. "hydraulic" in Italian) or "Safety coordinator Luigi Fratello" ("Brother Luigi").
[−] dasyatidprime 44d ago
The noun “idraulico” also means “plumber”.
[−] TeMPOraL 44d ago
Also the schoolteacher Yoshi Kyouryuu which apparently is the dinosaur.
[−] rmast 44d ago
They’ve also got:

> schoolteacher Yoshi Kyouryuu, mid-way through painting spots on eggs

[−] hapidjus 44d ago
There is also ”project leader Mario Idraulico”
[−] darth_aardvark 44d ago
You somehow identified the last possible, most obscure clue. Mario, Luigi, Rosalina, and Yoshi show up before that.
[−] shdudns 44d ago
Man I fell for it until I saw your post. In fact, I was just about to post what the man's name means in Italian.

I was even going to point out how ironic it is that the mans first name and last name fit together so well.

In my defense I only got as far as idraulico and missed the "Mamma mia, they're super!"

[−] marricks 44d ago
Someone was saying "can we just not with April fools" this year because everything is so grim and dire in the world... but I think this is such a perfect level we need. I could go for more whimsy like this.
[−] Pixelbrick 44d ago
I'd of said I had limited appetite for April fools gubbins this year too but this still made me smile :)
[−] moron4hire 44d ago
This one was good. It was pretty low-stakes and not anything that would impact anyone. For a while there, companies like Google were announcing products that sounded like a good idea, but turned out were just them trolling everyone over things people had been requesting for a long time.
[−] marricks 44d ago
Their heyday of good jokes was also when they hadn't produced any ads and seemed like an underdog. "Don't Be Evil" days.

Vibe-wise they all feel closer to Raytheon and I sure as fuck wouldn't want to see an attempt at a whimsical joke from Raytheon.

[−] charltones 44d ago
Also the hat and mustache of the kart driver.
[−] newsclues 44d ago
I read the title and thought CERN + Mario Kart and am giggling.
[−] shevy-java 44d ago
For me it was easier. While I forgot it was first april, the image was too outrageous. Looked like AI-generated slop.

They may have had more success with another image. AI slop made us lazy.

[−] riffraff 44d ago
IMO a made up "artist conception" picture on an article like this would have been perfectly appropriate, we've seen worse (think of the whole NEOM thingy).
[−] riffraff 44d ago
ah! got me too!
[−] NewLogic 44d ago
Takes me back to the week we all thought room temperature super conductors might be a solved problem.
[−] Bratmon 44d ago
That served a useful purpose- it let you objectively identify how gullible everyone you know is.
[−] chime 44d ago
There was more than enough skepticism and cautious optimism too. While it sounded too soon to be real, it wasn't unlike carbon nanotubes, graphene, or solid state batteries — previously unachievable material-tech getting validation in the lab, with a 20yr pipeline for global production. With even nuclear fusion being achieved in very specific / limited instances in the last decade, it's not inconceivable to hope that maybe RTSC are just around the corner.
[−] fragmede 44d ago
It also served the purpose of finding out who the cynical Debbie Downers who have no hope are as well!
[−] Sharlin 44d ago
How?
[−] refulgentis 44d ago
The joke is, more or less, you can reduce everyone into two piles. But that's almost assuredly wrong.

It's very very hard to have what most people would call "autistic" levels of rationality in discourse in this world. But if you hold yourself to high standards, you quickly compute the logical argument OP is making (people who were excited were gullible marks etc. etc.) and realize it's wrong in several different ways (happy to explicate if unclear).

This is, of course, very easy if you were A) excited and B) didn't think it'd come to pass. Also observing that A does not imply B and vice versa is the minimally sufficient observation to rule out OPs comment being rational*

* n.b. "rational" means something akin to "not affected by a psychoactive disorder" in everyday discourse. In philosophy / logic class, it means, the statements x conclusion are internally coherent. "The moon is made of cheese because it is yellow" is rational, "The moon is made of cheese because Teddy Roosevelt likes cheese" is irrational. "The moon is made of cheese because the Pope likes cheese" is rational with the implied premises "God controls all, and he loves the pope"

[−] Bratmon 44d ago
If your hope for the future is based on believing the most obviously-impossible technological claim in the world, you're way more cynical than I am.
[−] ppsreejith 44d ago
Why are room temperature superconductors an 'obviously-impossible' technological claim?

Asking since we've managed to increase superconductor temperature several times in the past, right? (to ~ -130 degrees celsius right now IIRC). Why is our current temperature of, say ~30 degrees celsius special?

[−] bell-cot 44d ago
If you look at a list of known superconductors and their transition temperatures - it appears that the difficulty of getting a material to superconduct is proportional some unfriendly power of the absolute temperature.

Superconducting does seem much easier under a few hundred GPa's of pressure - but that's less convenient to maintain than liquid helium cooling.

[−] ErroneousBosh 44d ago

> Why are room temperature superconductors an 'obviously-impossible' technological claim?

Disclaimer - all I know about superconductors, I know from high school physics, and I left high school some 35 years ago so I know the State of the Art is waaaay over there somewhere now, and here I am still playing with my mercury cuprate stuff.

Anyway.

You have a car. It's similar to my car. It has a 200bhp engine, weighs about two tonnes, and tops out at about 100mph. How would you make that a 200mph car?

Well, you'd need more energy, for a start, but E=1/2mv^2 turns into sqrt(2E/m) right, so you need four times as much power for twice the speed. This is okay. You're not getting 800bhp out of the engine you have now but it's doable. You can buy cars with 800bhp engines, these days maybe you'd be looking at some electric motor.

But you're still not doing 200mph because the drag increases as the square of the speed too, so you'd actually need 1600bhp to get to 200mph, which is still doable but opens up even more problems because now everything needs to be heavier to cope with the power.

So all else being the same you're actually onto about 2400bhp or so before you crack 200mph.

Which you achieve just as you either run out of road, or more likely petrol, at £1.50 a litre, so you're not taking too many attempts at it.

Anyway, the tl;dr - it's not just one thing that's stopping you getting that transition point higher, it's a bunch of stuff that interacts in weird ways.

[−] PunchyHamster 45d ago
We need followup post exactly 365 days later describing first karting accident inside CERN
[−] tom-blk 45d ago
Exactly
[−] cern 45d ago
CERN Research Facility, Geneva. Subject: Gordon Freeman, Male, Age 27
[−] ourmandave 44d ago
I would pay stupid money for a CERN Tunnel Rainbow Road track DLC.
[−] gnarlouse 45d ago
Happy April Fools Day!
[−] the_af 44d ago
Mario Idraulico and Luigi Fratello overseeing this project? I hope the karts don't run into any stray kooparticles.
[−] rbanffy 45d ago
I really miss Think Geek :-(
[−] stego-tech 44d ago
Ah, the stages of a good April Fool's nerd joke:

1, Reading the Headline on HN) "Man, this is probably going to be something more practical, but I wish they were superconducting go-karts or golf-carts to get around the facility in."

2, Reading the article) "...okay, I was right? Kinda? Huh. Something feels off. Wait a-"

3, Remembering the Date) "FUCK. OK, CERN got me. Good one. Still want a superconducting kart though."

[−] pugworthy 44d ago
I'd be cautious of residual Higgs Booson particles in the tunnels. They can cause unexpected phase shifts if encountered, which may expose the driver to unexpected hazards.
[−] moron4hire 44d ago
Really enjoyed the "karts and equipment will reach underground areas via giant green pipes" caption on the LHC tunnel diagram.
[−] anthk 44d ago
As an homage, Supertuxkart might add a CERN-LHC inspired level with a wormhole as a secret path.
[−] shevy-java 44d ago
It took me a while to notice the first april, but actually the image was too unbelievable. But if such karts were possible, I bet the guys at CERN would absolutely use it. And then post on youtube.

We know how things happen in "professional research".

[−] koolala 45d ago
high temperature super conductors my beloved
[−] thomasgeelens 45d ago
oh my, I should really visit one day, I'm not even that far from CERN
[−] rippeltippel 44d ago
Right on time! "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" released today.
[−] Noe2097 45d ago

> Each kart is turbo-boosted by 64 superconducting engines,” explains project leader Mario Idraulico

I guess we can now call you Mario 'Kart' Idraulico.

Oh wait.

Thank you CERN, that was a smart one.

[−] nekusar 44d ago
They missed a perfect spot to mention something about "Gordon".

(Half-Life joke)

[−] earthnail 44d ago
Mario Idraulico says „mamma mia, they’re super”. Gosh I love April.
[−] gluten_guardian 44d ago
Ofcourse the guy explaining the carts is called "Mario".
[−] nicman23 44d ago
if you reached c with such a cart - nevermind the heat from air friction, would you be able to breath from a rebreather?