Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure (ir.allbirds.com)

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[−] durieuxa 30d ago
me: i would like to buy some sneakers

allbirds: ok

me: i'd also like to buy compute capacity to run AI inference on the cheap lol do u know where i can find a good one

allbirds: ur not gonna believe this

[−] aduffy 30d ago
On top of this whole thing just being ridiculous, $50mm is also just not a very impressive amount of money to build out an AI data center.
[−] evan_ 30d ago
This is absolutely doomed but how funny would it be if 50 years from now people share trivia like "Hey did you know that Allbirds started as a shoe company?" the way people talk about Nintendo starting as a playing card company
[−] xnx 30d ago
Long Island Iced Tea Corp did this back in 2017 when they rebranded to "Long Blockchain Corp".

Allbirds should've rebranded itself as AIbirds.

[−] ch4s3 30d ago
I personally welcome the new GPUs that smell like wet dog and look like a old subway sandwiched left in the rain.
[−] threecheese 30d ago
Are we in a bubble yet? The sneakers are doing AI now.
[−] dtagames 30d ago
It's not an expansion. The first line says they sold the shoe business which will continue under someone else. The company is changing names and its line of business.
[−] suzzer99 30d ago
This reminds me of when a coworker left to go help develop Technicolor's (yes, that Technicolor) new social media platform.
[−] speakingmoistly 30d ago
I hope their foray into compute works out better than their shoemaking. Bought a pair, didn't even last a season before starting to fall apart (which would still be very on brand for the general AI sector).
[−] DeepYogurt 30d ago
The shoe company? Edit: The shoe company.
[−] sgammon 30d ago
shoe shine boy is trying to sell me compute
[−] andy99 30d ago
It’s not an expansion, they are selling the shoe assets. It’s basically just starting a new business and redeploying capital (if there is any). It’s just a really odd way to announce and undertake it.
[−] elmean 30d ago
Each step powers one Claude conversation
[−] theappsecguy 30d ago
Are we in a bubble yet? Still no? Ok...
[−] agrippanux 30d ago
If my math is right they can acquire about 1800 (lowish end) enterprise AI-capable GPUs for $50M so exactly what are they going to do with that? Seems pretty small.
[−] giwook 30d ago
LOL.

This reminds me of when the Long Island Iced Tea company renamed themselves to the Long Blockchain Corp in 2017 when crypto was soaring and their stock immediately took off.

Four years later the SEC charged three people (including the company's majority shareholder) with insider trading.

[−] JohnTHaller 30d ago
Most folks on the NotTheOnion subreddit (where you post actual news headlines that you'd assume would be from The Onion) say this is their recent favorite
[−] austinbaggio 30d ago
This makes my start-up's pivots look a lot smaller
[−] mlmonkey 30d ago
I knew something was up when every morning I'd find my Allbirds mysteriously on top of my keyboard. And coincidentally, someone has been using all of my Claude tokens every night...

But my jogging has been great recently! I've been posting PBs on Strava, though I don't remember creating a Strava account any time... hmmm...

[−] PierceJoy 30d ago
What a time to be alive.
[−] ivraatiems 30d ago
I have a pair of Allbirds, they're pretty comfy. I like them.

What, ah, do they have to do with AI?

[−] bpev 30d ago
It might be time for Long Island Ice Tea Corp. to transition from blockchain to AI.
[−] aaronbrethorst 30d ago
Stock’s up 600% on the ‘news’
[−] fred_is_fred 29d ago
They were basically bankrupt 2 weeks ago and sold for $39M. The stock pop shows me that we're in a bubble of irrational exuberance. And what are they going to to with 50M? Buy a few racks of servers?
[−] dawnerd 30d ago
This a last ditch effort to pop the stock a little so investors can get out?
[−] apparent 29d ago
Seems weird the new name is singular ("Newbird AI") when the old name is plural. Wonder how they chose that. I can't imagine "Newbirds AI" was taken!
[−] nathan_compton 30d ago
I hope this doesn't mess up their shoes. I am allergic to the plastic/leather in most shoes and allbirds is one of the few brands that typically is ok.
[−] 0gs 30d ago
i do not know why this is surprising to literally anyone. did we think the D2C shoes made of felt were still a smashing business success/going concern? or have we not fully memorized the narratives that procure funding for struggling companies in this climate?
[−] s1mon 29d ago
So is it going to be cool again to wear Allbirds, in an ironic way? Or do I need to burn mine?
[−] trashcan2137 29d ago
Wait, weren't they making sneakers? I'm pretty much sure I have a pair
[−] ChrisArchitect 30d ago
Related:

Allbirds announces pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes 175%

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/allbirds-bird-stock-shoes-ai...

[−] dilberx 30d ago
Didnt they learn their lessons from oracle?
[−] adrianmonk 30d ago
If their slogan isn't "The Sole of a New Machine", I'll be disappointed.
[−] eBombzor 30d ago
The tech bro shoe really living up to it's name
[−] upmostly 30d ago
Literally had to check the date with this one.

What?!

[−] teeray 30d ago
”AI” is the new “.com”
[−] aanet 30d ago
SMH

This is the height of ridiculousness.

I guess if there are "second chances" in American capitalism (and 3rd, 4th, 5th,...) then literally any pivot makes sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess then nobody should complain that everybody and their grandmas pivot to doing vibe coding, either. And if they produce AI slop, so be it...

As others have noted, this is like the crypto pivot that many companies did a few years ago

[−] palmotea 30d ago
This is good news for AI. These kind of pivots just show what a revolutionary and world-changing technology this is.

Invest now! This is the lowest AI stocks will ever be.